moneyballer: by <lj user="cynpai"> (109)
asher fuckboy millstone ([personal profile] moneyballer) wrote in [personal profile] futurologists 2016-09-20 06:17 pm (UTC)

plz forgive me 4 everything politically incorrect in this tag

[He had somehow expected someone different on the other end, someone with green skin and sticky fingers, the kind of aliens he often saw in movies. And the minute he says something deeply personal and vaguely embarrassing, he gets Asian Barbarella? Jesus Christ.]

Um.

[Help.

He can't really resist that offer, despite every fuckboy bone in his body.
]

I don't have any special powers, or combat experience...

[maybe she likes sensitive guys

girl, do u do pityfucks? y/n
]

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